One bite at a time
My new goal is to put up at least two original pieces of my own work each day. I would graciously appreciate any constructive criticism you choose to throw my way.Thanks!
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But I’m a teenager goddammit, and if I wanna be angry about nothing, I’m Gunna be fucking angry about nothing!
Technically it’s something though…
People don’t have faith in me. At least, very few do. People don’t seem to think I’m capable of doing what I want to do with my life and I’m sick of the poorly veiled pieces of advice that ultimately all mean “get another dream.” fuck you. I’m gonna have this dream, and I’m gonna make it happen. No, please, no excuses, that is what you meant and you know it. I’m just… Like what I say to people, especially adult figures, seems to not even register with them. I say something genuinely important to me, and they respond with “are you taking your acne medication because your face isnt looking so bad right now.”
Or how about this, I talk about a book I’d really like to buy and read this summer and they go, “you submitted any job applications recently?” It’s like everything I say goes over the top of peoples fucking heads and it’s dumb as shit.Also I’m a giant pussy. I can’t ask a girl out for the life of me. I feel like I’d be an ok guy to go out with once you got past the awkwardness, but that’s the thing isn’t it. Plus I’m not physically attractive , so there’s that confidence booster. I just feel so pressured to do something like this before high school is completely over, but I can’t bring myself to do it for fear of being rejected.
It’s all very ridiculous, and melodramatic. But again, I’m an angsty teen, what do you want?
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Chat reblogged from the Stupendium
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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So like…Anne Hathaway MUST be a serial killer or some other form of seriously bat-shit crazy, right?
because there’s no way that anyone is…THAT perfect.List of things she pulls-off INCREDIBLY well:
- cute
- dorky
- classy
- sexy
- nerdy
- bitchy
- funny
- wholesome
- raunchy
- intimidating
And that doesn’t even scratch the surface. She’s probably the most well-rounded actress of our generation and entirely under-appreciated (despite her A-List fame) and I’d even go so far as to say that she is destined to be greater than Meryl Streep. She’s unfathomably comfortable in her own skin and makes every single one of her characters completely convincing.
I have plenty of other picks for “sexiest women i’d gladly fuck rotten”, but if I had to marry ONE movie star without knowing her prior to the event, it would be this woman. She’s outstanding and breathtaking and I expect nothing but continued greatness from her.boobs Michael, BOOBS
Also boobs. She has the most amazing set of natural knockers I’ve ever seen on screen.
Agree with this shit!
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Photoset reblogged from Not Stellar. Above Mediocre.
Minimalist posters explain complex philosophical concepts with basic shapes by Genís Carreras. The posters are also available for purchase via society6.
I suppose I am a combination of an existentialist, a dualist, and relativist.
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Oh shit. Scream.victoriansilurianlesbianthespian:
Star Trek (2009) :|
I am Butch Cassidy, bitches.
Shaun of the Dead.
‘I could never be your woman’ sad because it actually is relevant.
Way of the Dragon.
Splice hahahahahahahaha cry
500 Days of Summer was the last one I finished. Date Zooey Deschanel, eventually date Minka Kelly, be an architect who is also a good person. I’m not terribly upset.
But the last one I STARTED was Goosebumps: Night of the Living Dummies III. But nothing bad ever happens to any of the kids in those and I assume they grow up to lead normal, slightly Canadian lives, so I guess I’m fine with it.
THE THING (John Carpenter Version)
…fuck
(Source: slutformisha)
